July 10, 2012

10 Reasons to Become a Teacher

I don't remember where I got this, but I ran across it on some old CD-ROMS.

10 Reasons to Become a Teacher

1.           Big bucks.

2.           Know all the answers on the test.

3.           Never a stressful moment.

4.           Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest

5.           Free apples.

6.           Massive funding for classroom supplies.

7.           Joyfully implements wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning thanks of a grateful nation.

8.           Disciplines tomorrow’s leaders today.

9.           Spends leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for a new term.

10.       Might have to work for a living otherwise.


Higher Calling Music said...
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Nick Thacker said...

Haha, I love this!

My wife has a degree in Elementary Education, but never went the classroom route (she's working at a zoo doing curriculum now).

Anyway, great post, and thanks for the mentions and Tweets! I didn't realize you were in education as well!

Take care,